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Upper GI Endoscopy

5 Sep

It was three weeks till my endoscopy appointment when I was really thinking what’s going on with the laproscopic thingy. When I called medi-cal to make sure that the upper GI endoscopy was going to go through, I also asked about the laparoscopic procedure. The lady on the phone said the endoscopic was fine but they had no record of the laparoscopic. I told her that I had to switch over my doctors because Marina Gold was an absolute idiot and this is probably part of that problem. I was told because it was a serious operation she would look right into it and get back to me, when she got back to me I thought this must be a serious procedure! After medi-cal I called my gynecologist office and told them my insurance got the referral for the laparoscopic procedure. The lady on the phone said,”We’ve been trying to contact you for a while now, you need your procedure!” Then all of a sudden I remembered, my phone had gotten disconnected! Actually it was shut off but, that’s another story for another time, what matters is I had to change my phone number. She asked me if I could come in next week to schedule the laparoscopic procedure.

-It was around this time that the gluten and corn was starting to have some effect on my body. I didn’t care because I was LOVING IT! Eating whatever I wanted to!-At my gyno’s office which is ALWAYS packed I waited over an hour passed my appointment time to see him.-I will tell you his name when I’m done with him ;-)-When he was discussing what was going to happen I starting getting really scared. I hate having my belly button messed with! “They” already had to go in there to tie my tubes, I really didn’t want to do it again. At the same time, to finally know what was going on was going to be great! When we were done I went to schedule the appointment. She wanted to do it that weekend! I thought that was weird, I said I had plans and maybe after my endoscopy we could do it. We went back and forth with dates till finally the Dr came back. He said he wanted to do it soon to find out what was going on, I said is it okay to do it a week after having an upper gi endoscopic procedure? He said it would be ok and we set the date, which the lady already suggested.
That was that. In two weeks my endoscopy and in three my laparoscopy.
~*~Gluten Putin~*~

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Are My Lady Parts Supposed To Look Like The Surface Of The Moon?

7 May

Yesterday I finally got to go to the radiologist and get my ultrasound for my left ovary.-my stomach still has to wait- All hell broke loose for a quick second because I was denied for not being covered, turns out medi-cal takes a while to update.-Once again I’m so sorry Care 1st lady for yelling at you! This is my life I’m dealing with!-

So after that fiasco and missing my scheduled time, I was able to get in because the 3:00 appt didn’t show. So my bladder was full and away I went to be ultra’ed. The technicians started doing their do and I asked,“I’ve done this many times before and I know you can’t tell me what you’re looking at but, humor me what are you looking at?” That’s when the guy said,“Your ovary and your uterus.” Finally!!! Someone with a sense of humor! I guess my bladder was too full, or the needed to be sure what they were looking at because they made me go and pee half out. Anyone-ANY WOMAN-who has had a ultrasound on your haynaner-yes that’s what I call it-knows how hard it is to keep a full bladder ESP when they start pushing on it. It’s even HARDER to have a full bladder emptied half way! It REALLY makes you have to go pee!

When they started up again they were zooming and taking more pics, they always do for me! I asked the tech again,”Now to the untrained eye what might I be looking at?” “You ovary and uterus but you don’t have to be trained to look at those.”-Right! Guy was on it!-Ever since the 1st time I got ultra’ed and the technician zoomed in and took pics of what looked like a lump, then told my mom and I it was nothing; then two weeks later I learned I had an ovarian cyst, I learned quick they know what they’re looking for and at-sorry for that horrible runon-. Legality’s is why they don’t tell you what they’re looking at, so my advice to you is to have fun with them! Obviously some people can handle jokes in serious times.

When they got to my left ovary and the many lumps, I was lost in the screen. They have temperature filters now, I think that’s cool. When they were all done I asked them,“Just so I have this clear, are my lady parts supposed to look like the surface of the moon?” The guy busted up laughing, the girl cracked a smile-tough crowd-. When I met up with my husband I told him all about my moon surface vagina, he was kinda worried and the fact that I was laughing and joking made him more, I told him not to worry. I know something is in my left ovary when I’m on my rag it hurts so much he has to carry me around. I didn’t know something was on the right or that a whole bunch of unknown lumps in my uterus. Oh well, my mom had fibroid’s and my cousin just had a hysterectomy. It’s clear that the women in my family have funky Va-j-j’s, I pray for my daughter!

Now I’m just waiting to get my results, I’m not going to hope for anything¬† at this point in life the chips fall where they may. I’ve wanted to have my girly parts taken out YEARS ago, but the older women always said don’t! Is menopause that bad? My mom was on drugs when she was going through it, I think that’s what added to the craziness-also me moving out and living with a friend at 16-. Any NORMAL-ha-women think going through menopause is that bad? I could get crazy hot, I’d be down. Let you know the results when they’re in!

~*~Gluten-Putin~*~

 

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