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4 Mar

I can’t use the name Gluten_Putin because it’s not a real name. So, I made up Coco LaDouche which would be my drag name!

Worried Mother

4 Mar

If you’re been  following along, you know that my daughter has celiac disease. I’ve always been worried because along with this disease you can possibly get vitiligo. I’ll say this first and the only one time! There is nothing wrong with having vitiligo, it is a terrible affliction that many people have to deal with.

My daughter started having a little white spot on the side of her mouth that started months ago. I wasn’t worried because it was just a spot, I thought nothing of it. Now she has a couple more spots on her nose and her back is starting to look splotchy. I have already made the doctors appointment to see with this is! I would not love my daughter any less because, who would if their kid had vitiligo! I just worry because in life people with vitiligo have to go through a lot of things. Especially black people where it is very noticeable. Just ask Michael Jackson, who it turns out really did have vitiligo. I never really thought much of it, but my husband has little white spots on his arm. He is so pale and pasty you would never notice it unless you looked close up. I don’t know what it is that is causing my daughter skin to change but I could possibly be from what my husband has. I am getting extremely nervous and want nothing more to happen to my child, who already has a lot to deal with. Even though she’s always known she cannot have gluten or dairy she is still questioning why she can’t have it. She thinks that one day she will be able to have these foods, & I explained to her how its not possible but she gets a lot of fun things to eat.

I can’t imagine what it would be like to grow up in the 1960 or 1980 and have celiac disease.  it seems like there were no options for restaurants or products in the grocery store. even though the gluten-free craze has been dying down, there still are products and places to eat. and although many of these products contain oats which many celiacs can not have it still is better than nothing.

Here’s to hoping that my daughter does not have vitiligo. And even if she did big freaking deal, just another something to put on our gluten free, dairy and corn free plate. If anyone out there has vitiligo or knows someone with vitiligo I’d love some advice! My husband is the greatest because he said he thinks it’s cool because you look like those beautiful pinto horses. I just wished the rest of the world was that cool.  And I’m sorry for the Michael Jackson jokes as a kid. We didn’t know it was real or true to be afflicted with vitiligo later in life. People who don’t even have vitiligo bleach their skin from Beyonce, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj and so on . People want lighter skin or tan skin,  let’s just live in the skin we’re in.

Endoscopy # 2

4 Mar

If I would’ve known that being diagnosed with Crohns disease would lead me to a endoscopy and colonoscopy every 3 years, I would’ve walked into the ocean and never looked back. (once is more than enough for a lifetime) It’s not that having the procedure is horrible (at least where I go because they put you to sleep) it’s the cameras. They reuse them and they are interchangeable. So what’s in your throat, goes up your butt.

I thought because I was on medi-cal that this happens. It turns out they do this everywhere! People have even gotten really sick from improperly sanitized scopes. I don’t see why they can’t make this situation better. Diagnostic centers can move you in and out like a herd of cattle. And after you had something shut up your butt or down your throat you’re glad to be herded on out of there. But why can’t someone make cameras that are for one part or the other!?

This time I woke up and was not groggy for that long. I was actually hungry afterwards, and my throat wasn’t sore.  The thing that really makes me mad is that the place is in Monterey Park. That’s where a lot of people Chinese decent live, with the REAL good Chinese food. Why does it have to be filled with gluten, and that damn corn starch! It’s like going to Santa Monica and not go to a Japanese restaurant. At least with their cuisine I can have better luck.

Next week is my colonoscopy, again. But this time I don’t know what to do! Cucumber Gatorade doesn’t exist anymore! That was the only flavor that covered up that gosh awful Miralax taste and texture. And BTW, why the hell do some men bitch about doing a colonoscopy ONCE! I swear some men can be pussy ass bitches (sorry but you know by now my site is not for kids)! My daughter had a colonoscopy at 2! Anyways, can anyone out there tell me what Gatorade flavor they use? I can tell you not to use lemon! It was horribly, ugh.

Rankings and Ratings

4 Mar


I saw this on the web and decided to use it as my rankings. I figured it was a good grasp of what I’m trying to get across to you. (as I know my grammar can be rough like course sandpaper) I will of course go higher or lower if need be, but I think this covers it. I can’t stand it when ratings are out of 4 or 5. Like what the H is that!? It’s too close to tell when the range is that small. I don’t know about you, but I can eat something without liking it, and a lot of times I have to. Average means ok, but it also means you can stomach it. When something is nasty I want you to know it and feel it! Like when you eat something nasty and your stomach tells your head it’s not doing this.


Rice and Chicken

3 Mar


Arroz con Pollo is what it’s really called. Just brown the chicken and then add some onion and garlic if you like chopped up of course. Then add in the rice, add enough water or stock and you’re pretty much done. The seaweed is for the salad but if you wanted to get festive you could add it to the chicken. I usually add frozen peas after I add the water. This is for 5 people and everyone gets a leg,  so make a lot of rice!

Chicken: $2.93
Salad: $1.99
Rice: $1.00
Seaweed: .99
Total (rounded up): $7.00

~*~Gluten Putin~*~

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