Seriously Quitting Cigarettes This Time Gluten Is EVERYWHERE!!!!

Isn’t that insane! And I know some of you are like,“You’re worried about the gluten and not EVERYTHING else?!?!” Hey if you didn’t buy your own cigarettes at 13-by pulling “Hey Mr’s”-and have your druggie mom bum them off of you and, at 16 let you and your friend smoke in the house, you guys don’t get it. For those of you who do get it, stop it.-or do what you want I don’t wanna become that person!-

But in all seriousness, my husband’s ex-wife sent him this article about gluten in cigarettes and boy, we were all surprised! I took to the net to fact check and it turns out it’s true, there is gluten in the glue that holds the papers together.-this is also probably true for zig-zags-This person wrote to American Spirit Cigarettes-those all natural ones I was smoking-and they told the person that yes they do have gluten in them, no more or less than other brands. Am Spirits always made me feel sick after smoking unlike Camel Turkish Royals-my brand as a kid-which didn’t. I even looked up gluten free cig papers!

That’s when it hit me! Wasn’t I in the process of quitting before things went to shi*t?! Like before being totally homeless? So now I’m quitting!-Yay me!-I say quitting because, you can’t quit smoking cigarettes until you know your all the way done. I have not had a cigarette in over a week but I did get one of those cheap-o electric ones. I don’t want to go to much into my past but those have a horrible after taste-like the bad sh*t, some of you know what the bad sh*t is! Hey Tina girl long time no see!-My first electric cig I sucked down in 2 days, realizing that’s not how it’s supposed to work-thanks babe-I’ve been doing a lot better. These are great for quitting because to me they don’t work-mentally-and it’s becoming lamer and lamer. Way better than gum or patches!-have you ever hear of someone getting those just to smoke? Exactly! They are nasty and lame, also great weeners-

My husband says I’m not complaining about being in pain anymore-I still hurt just bitch less I guess-and I wake up in better mood, also something about fresher breath-who knows-. My husband will be quitting soon as I stop, I totally believe him now when he said we both can’t quit at the same time. If we had we’d just be grumpy together, this way he is my cheerleader and checker of shiftyness-yes I did smoke once as soon as he feel alseep!-and now that I’m almost over my 13 years of smoking he can stop soon too!-and typing this right now just make me look at the fact I’m going to be 26 in June and I’ve been smoking cigarettes for 13 years! DAMN!-

~*~Gluten-Putin~*~

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Are My Lady Parts Supposed To Look Like The Surface Of The Moon?

Yesterday I finally got to go to the radiologist and get my ultrasound for my left ovary.-my stomach still has to wait- All hell broke loose for a quick second because I was denied for not being covered, turns out medi-cal takes a while to update.-Once again I’m so sorry Care 1st lady for yelling at you! This is my life I’m dealing with!-

So after that fiasco and missing my scheduled time, I was able to get in because the 3:00 appt didn’t show. So my bladder was full and away I went to be ultra’ed. The technicians started doing their do and I asked,“I’ve done this many times before and I know you can’t tell me what you’re looking at but, humor me what are you looking at?” That’s when the guy said,“Your ovary and your uterus.” Finally!!! Someone with a sense of humor! I guess my bladder was too full, or the needed to be sure what they were looking at because they made me go and pee half out. Anyone-ANY WOMAN-who has had a ultrasound on your haynaner-yes that’s what I call it-knows how hard it is to keep a full bladder ESP when they start pushing on it. It’s even HARDER to have a full bladder emptied half way! It REALLY makes you have to go pee!

When they started up again they were zooming and taking more pics, they always do for me! I asked the tech again,”Now to the untrained eye what might I be looking at?” “You ovary and uterus but you don’t have to be trained to look at those.”-Right! Guy was on it!-Ever since the 1st time I got ultra’ed and the technician zoomed in and took pics of what looked like a lump, then told my mom and I it was nothing; then two weeks later I learned I had an ovarian cyst, I learned quick they know what they’re looking for and at-sorry for that horrible runon-. Legality’s is why they don’t tell you what they’re looking at, so my advice to you is to have fun with them! Obviously some people can handle jokes in serious times.

When they got to my left ovary and the many lumps, I was lost in the screen. They have temperature filters now, I think that’s cool. When they were all done I asked them,“Just so I have this clear, are my lady parts supposed to look like the surface of the moon?” The guy busted up laughing, the girl cracked a smile-tough crowd-. When I met up with my husband I told him all about my moon surface vagina, he was kinda worried and the fact that I was laughing and joking made him more, I told him not to worry. I know something is in my left ovary when I’m on my rag it hurts so much he has to carry me around. I didn’t know something was on the right or that a whole bunch of unknown lumps in my uterus. Oh well, my mom had fibroid’s and my cousin just had a hysterectomy. It’s clear that the women in my family have funky Va-j-j’s, I pray for my daughter!

Now I’m just waiting to get my results, I’m not going to hope for anything  at this point in life the chips fall where they may. I’ve wanted to have my girly parts taken out YEARS ago, but the older women always said don’t! Is menopause that bad? My mom was on drugs when she was going through it, I think that’s what added to the craziness-also me moving out and living with a friend at 16-. Any NORMAL-ha-women think going through menopause is that bad? I could get crazy hot, I’d be down. Let you know the results when they’re in!

~*~Gluten-Putin~*~

 

2013 National Education Conference & Gluten Free EXPO

I had such a blast on Sunday at the 2013 National Education Conference & Gluten Free EXPO, it was so fun to be finally able to eat anything-mostly-I wanted. I also have a ton of new products to review for you guys! There was also gluten free beer, it’s not the same as gluten beer but as I used to love Steel Reserve 211 what do I know about taste.

One thing that really hit home for me is, even at a gluten free expo I still had a hard time eating food and my daughter was harder. Somethings had oats which were out or it had corn or this or that. It’s really annoying, I just want to eat!

One very low point of the day was the Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles booth. I became so enraged like, why do you guys have to be here? You have no right to?!-how do you not show up to read the results to a 3 yr olds endoscopy and colonoscopy!?!-That is something I will never get over, please do not send your little ones there!

Other than that it was awesome! If you went on Sunday you probably saw me, I was wearing a black and white polka-dot dress with docs.-yes that was me!-I totally want to go again next year and, I want to start going to food allergy expos because at least I know my daughter and I can always be able to eat. And before you go all like where did you food stamp ass get the money for that, my mom bought the tickets. That’s a story I’ll get to one day.

ALSO I WILL PUT UP THE PICS AS SOON AS I CAN, MY COMP IS SUCKING RIGHT NOW!

~*~Gluten-Putin~*~

HEY ASSHOLE IM COMING FOR YOU AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE ITS GONNA MAKE THE NEWS!!!!

Sorry but this one is definitely not family friendly. 

So as you guys should hopefully know by now, my family is coming out of one hell-of-journey. My husband who was injured at work continues to be denied by the state of California for his disability insurance. You know that thing that ALL WORKERS PAY INTO that thing that’s SUPPOSED TO SAVE YOU WHEN YOU NEED IT MOST?!?! Even after showing proof of their  mistakes time and time again they continue to deny, and we continue to appeal.

A couple of weeks ago I got a letter from social services that someone was using my daughter’s social security number to get disability insurance. Let me say that again  SOMEONE IS USING MY DAUGHTER’S SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER TO GET DISABILITY INSURANCE. Surely you all are plagued by the idea that a 3year old could get EDD. The same people who denied my husband and told him they do not make mistakes made the hugest mistake possible. After all the things my family has been through, what do you think I’m going to do to this person? After reading this blog do think I have a friend in the law? I don’t even care that this post will be used as evidence to incriminate me! I am going to run you over with my car! I’m going to burn down your house and anything you got with that EDD money! I’m going to rip out every hair from your body and jam my thumbs into your eyes! Then after that, after I’m out of jail I’m going to sue whatever I have to do to make you feel like me; like my daughter like my husband and our whole family. You will feel what it’s like to have everything ripped from under you and get pounded down again and again!

This is no joke people I wish it was! I’m going to kill this person. I’ve already started the legal process to the best of my ability right now. HOW THE FUCK CAN SOMEONE GET DISABILITY INSURANCE WITH A STOLEN SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER?!?! DON’T THEY CHECK?!?!?!

I found out that Celiac’s Disease presented in the right way can qualify for S.S.I and that’s what I’m going to do for my daughter. Get S.S.I and save it for her college fund. I want you to do the same thing, why not? There are tons of people who lie and fake S.S.I for their kids, do the same. My husband’s ex-wife’s older brother has down syndrome, and my husband talked the parents into getting him S.S.I, around 27. He has worked, been in the special Olympics and has a safety net for himself for when he gets old. Imagine if his parents got him S.S.I from birth? Imagine if all the people who truly qualified for S.S.I got it and used it as a safety net instead of the hundreds of thousands of people who don’t qualify and blow it! I hate seeing adults with special needs being yelled and left at libraries-that’s what they do in Santa Clarita!-maybe if those parents got them S.S.I from birth their kid as an adult could have a buddy or at least trained people who care to be around them.

It really sucks that the State of California is going to make someone get killed. If people would do their jobs things like this wouldn’t happen. I told myself a long time ago to stop being helpless and hopeless. It’s been working out for me, because I know everything will be okay. One day when you watch the evening news you’ll know what I mean!

~*~Gluten-Putin~*~

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Trader Joe and Whole Foods We Deserve What We Get Now!

I’m sure some of you guys know that California is going to try and sue Trader Joes and Whole Foods for lead contaminated ginger. I am so F*ing pissed off beyond belief because with my stomach probs what do you think soothes it? The natural stomach calming property of GINGER! Ive been giving that shit to my whole family! My 3 year old daughter!!! So here’s the article! http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/calif-lawsuit-claims-lead-ginger-plum-candies-19086855 and another one http://www.sfgate.com/health/article/Calif-sues-Lead-in-candied-ginger-plum-4481357.php and one more http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/01/whole-foods-traders-joes-sued_n_3196393.html

So when I called Traitor Joes and Hazel called me back she informed me that they would not knowingly let lead contaminated ginger in their stores. Reading those articles makes you feel different doesn’t it! Once again HAZEL from TRAITOR JOES-it stays forever!-said I could quote her on this, she works at the Corporate Headquater’s and deals with customer complaints,“Traitor Joes’s would not knowingly let lead contaminated ginger in their stores.” So when this goes to court use this blog in your class action suit. When I brought up to her that I’m just a concerned mother that wants to fact check because; I have to look through their ingredients because they let GMO corn into their products. Hazel told me that’s not true and to check their website.

Now Hazel my dear! I am not the 1st one to make up TRAITOR JOES! Those protesters that were protesting against your company for letting in GMO CORN made it up.  This last year every time I went to a Whole Foods their were people getting people to sign their petition. They would skip over me  TIME AND TIME AGAIN! My Jewish husband got a talking to, not me though. Now bitches read your Whole Food labels because they let in GMO’s!

I’m so sick of people thinking that healthy people look and act a certain way, when I go to Whole Foods with my food stamps I get stares. I always wonder why do you care? Why are you not buying the same healthy food for your kid? You want to judge, look at what’s happening! So can we please stop judging and stick up for one another?! Can you protester’s stop skipping over people who do not look like you?! Can we care about good food and ANYONE who wants to eat that good food?-to white vegan people black people laugh at you guys! Black people always joke that white vegans are disgusting looking and don’t do Veganism right. White Vegan people look at Africans, American Blacks, Islander’s and Middle Eastern’s that’s how veganism is done. My fellow black people can you help the white vegan people out and stop laughing at them?- Sorry to get racial but it’s true white vegan and black vegans look totally different. BUT YOU ALL ARE VEGAN HOW CAN THAT BE SO?!?! Everyone has to stop-yes even me!-We all stand up together of we all die one by one. And Hillary Clinton please come forward and give your fellow Vegans diet advice!-Oh you didn’t know she was a VEGAN?!-

~*~Gluten-Putin~*~

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